Adulting Is Straight Bullshit - Fitted Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 2080271_22190 |
| mpn | 2080271_22190 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Adulting Is Straight Bullshit - Fitted Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $25.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: M | Color: Navy |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Tell the truth about grown-up life with this "Adulting Is Straight Bullshit" fitted tee from our Fitted Styles collection. Featuring a gorgeous colorful floral design because honestly, they try to make adult responsibilities look pretty with flowers and fancy fonts, but we all know the reality - paying bills, doing taxes, and pretending to have your life together is absolutely exhausting and nobody prepared us for this nonsense. Perfect for anyone over 25, recent graduates entering the real world, or seasoned adults who are still waiting for someone to explain how any of this is supposed to work. This comfortable fitted tee delivers brutal honesty about adult life with beautiful floral aesthetics in a flattering silhouette that's perfect for wearing while doing laundry, paying bills, or wondering how you're supposed to afford groceries AND rent in the same month. Our premium fitted tee offers a tailored, feminine fit that's perfect for all your adulting struggles and existential crises about responsibility. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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