Be A Bitch Don't Get Murdered - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 5956989_11548 |
| mpn | 5956989_11548 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Be A Bitch Don't Get Murdered - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: L | Color: Black |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Stay safe with this brutally honest true crime wisdom! "Be a bitch, don't get murdered" - because every true crime fan knows that being polite can literally be deadly. This design delivers the harsh reality that sometimes being rude, suspicious, or "difficult" might just save your life. This comfortable unisex tee features elegant pink and blue text with decorative flourishes that contrast beautifully with the dark humor message. Perfect for true crime enthusiasts who've learned that trusting your gut and being assertive isn't just good advice - it's survival strategy. Whether you're walking alone at night or just living your most cautious life, this design speaks truth. Key Features: • Unisex sizing for the perfect fit • High-quality print that won't fade • Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear • Ships in 2-3 business days This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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