“Canine Con Artist” Microfiber Dish Towel
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | b5a-kitchn-twl |
| mpn | b5a-kitchn-twl |
| brand | Bark 5th Ave., LLC |
| title | “Canine Con Artist” Microfiber Dish Towel |
| product_type | Kitchen Towels |
| google_product_category | Kitchen Towels |
| price | $19.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Add a touch of humor and charm to your kitchen with our “Canine Con Artist” Microfiber Dish Towel from Bark Fifth Avenue. Measuring 6" x 24", this ultra-soft waffle weave towel is perfect for drying dishes, wiping paws, or simply making a stylish (and cheeky) statement. Featuring the playful phrase “The dogs have been fed. Don’t fall for their lies.” alongside a paw and heart graphic, this towel brings wit and warmth to every pet lover’s home. Crafted with high-quality microfiber for superior absorbency and quick drying, it’s the pawfect blend of function and flair—ideal for gifting or indulging your own inner dog devotee. 🐾 Designed for dog moms, dads, and the pups who think they run the house.🖤 Machine washable. Hang dry recommended.🧼 Bark Fifth Avenue: Where fashion meets fur and fun.
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