Don't Talk To Me I Have A Hot Wife Snapback Hat
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 6a592be198ca7 |
| mpn | 6a592be198ca7 |
| brand | The Mad Hatter Company |
| title | Don't Talk To Me I Have A Hot Wife Snapback Hat |
| product_type | Trucker Hats |
| google_product_category | Trucker Hats |
| price | $35.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Color: Retro Olive |
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You are not bragging, you are stating facts, because do not talk to me, I have a hot wife is a complete sentence and a whole personality, embroidered right across the front of the Don't Talk To Me I Have A Hot Wife Snapback Hat. Built for proud spouses at tailgates, cookouts, and hardware stores everywhere, this is the funny trucker hat that shuts down small talk, and fair warning, she is going to steal it.A structured crown with a trucker-style mesh back and an adjustable snapback closure means one size fits most, embroidered and decorated in Georgia by The Mad Hatter Company. Choose from flat bill, 7 panel, and trucker styles in 5 colorways: 7 Panel Field Camo Top/Field Camo Bill, Retro Performance Black, Retro Olive, Trucker Full Bottomland, and Retro White with Black Rope.
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