Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 1848458_11574 |
| mpn | 1848458_11574 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: XL | Color: Sport Grey |
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Well, that's one way to survive the zombie apocalypse... 🧟♂️🧠 Our "Don't Worry Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe" unisex tee delivers that perfect burn disguised as reassurance that'll have people doing double-takes at every Halloween gathering. Featuring a creepy zombie trio under a spooky moonlit sky, this design is for anyone who loves their Halloween humor with a side of savage roasting. This hilariously insulting design is the perfect way to tell someone they're completely brainless while still being "helpful" about their zombie apocalypse survival chances. It's ideal for anyone who appreciates a good backhanded compliment, loves zombie horror with a twist of comedy, or just enjoys making people question whether you're being nice or mean. Whether you're the friend who always has the perfect comeback, planning to roast everyone at the Halloween party, or just embracing that "I'm not mean, I'm helpful" energy this spooky season, this tee delivers the burn with zombie-themed style. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL 100% cotton comfort for all your savage moments Free shipping with protection on all US orders Part of our new Spooky Season Collection | Haunted Humor & Seasonal Sass Perfect for zombie fans, sarcastic souls, and anyone who's mastered the art of the polite insult.
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