Dumpster Fire - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 4817474_15865 |
| mpn | 4817474_15865 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Dumpster Fire - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: 2XL | Color: Light Blue |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Embrace the chaos with this "Mood: Functional Catastrophe" unisex tee from our Wit & Whimsy Collection. Featuring an adorable flaming dumpster because honestly, some days you're holding it together just enough to function while everything feels like it's on fire - this design celebrates those moments when you're a beautiful disaster but somehow still getting stuff done. Perfect for anyone navigating life's messier moments, people who appreciate dark humor about mental health, or those days when "functional catastrophe" is the most accurate mood description. This comfortable unisex tee delivers relatable humor with dumpster fire vibes in a soft, breathable fit that's perfect for work-from-home days, therapy appointments, or wearing as a reminder that sometimes being a functional mess is an achievement. Our premium unisex tee offers both style and comfort with a relaxed fit available in sizes XS-5XL, perfect for all your beautifully chaotic moments and functional disaster adventures. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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