Florida Stanley Life Is Short - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 8615219_15847 |
| mpn | 8615219_15847 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Florida Stanley Life Is Short - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: 2XL | Color: Dark Heather |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
**Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.** 😎🌴 Florida Stanley is a whole different person — and honestly, he might have life figured out. Inspired by one of Stanley's finest moments from *The Office*, this tee is for fans who appreciate questionable advice, vacation Stanley, and the kind of confidence that apparently only comes from being somewhere warm. Perfect for *The Office* fans who know regular Stanley is great, but **Florida Stanley has no limits.** **Details:** * Classic unisex fit * Comfortable everyday tee * Multiple colors & sizes available * Printed to order * Free US shipping **Florida Stanley smiles. Florida Stanley is happy to go to work. Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team.** • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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