Haven't Finished Your Venezuela Yet Unisex V-Neck Shirt
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 1526-BC3005-BL-XL |
| mpn | 1526-BC3005-BL-XL |
| brand | As You Wish Apparel |
| title | Haven't Finished Your Venezuela Yet Unisex V-Neck Shirt |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $29.99 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: XL | Color: Blue |
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“No, You Can’t Have Greenland—You Haven’t Even Finished Your Venezuela Yet” delivers a sharply sarcastic response to political ambition and international overreach. A smiling retro homemaker calmly mixing a bowl makes the geopolitical criticism feel like an exasperated reminder to finish one mess before starting another.Wear it to political events, casual gatherings, or anywhere current affairs are best discussed with biting humor.Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.Details Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color Modern unisex V-neck fit Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label Machine washable; tumble dry
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