Holiday Dinner Generational Trauma - Unisex tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 1040941_14977 |
| mpn | 1040941_14977 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Holiday Dinner Generational Trauma - Unisex tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: 2XL | Color: Ash |
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When you're keeping it real about what holiday dinners actually are... 🦃🍷 Our "Holiday Dinner: Generational Trauma Stuffed In A Turkey And Drowned In Booze" unisex tee is serving up that brutally honest assessment of family gatherings that'll have everyone at the dysfunctional dinner table nodding in uncomfortable recognition. Featuring bold red lettering with festive holly and bow accents, this design perfectly captures what really happens when you gather multiple generations around a table with food and alcohol. This hilariously dark design speaks to the universal truth that holiday dinners are basically just therapy sessions disguised as celebrations - where unresolved family issues get served alongside the stuffing and everyone copes with alcohol. It's ideal for anyone who's survived years of awkward family gatherings, people who use humor to cope with family dysfunction, or those who believe honesty is the best policy - especially during the holidays. Whether you're the family member who says what everyone's thinking, someone who needs liquid courage to survive dinner with relatives, or just embracing that "we're all traumatized and that's okay" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of festive cheer and therapeutic honesty. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for dysfunctional family survivors, holiday realists, and anyone who copes with humor and booze. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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