I Am Sad Today Kindly F*ck Off - Pullover Hoodie
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 2312589_5610 |
| mpn | 2312589_5610 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | I Am Sad Today Kindly F*ck Off - Pullover Hoodie |
| product_type | Hoodies |
| google_product_category | Hoodies |
| price | $40.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: S | Color: Sport Grey |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
For the days when you’re sad and your social battery is at -3%. 🐈⬛🖤 Our “I Am Sad Today, kindly fuck off” pullover hoodie is the perfect mix of cute and brutally honest—featuring a peeking sad cat with bold text and a politely-unpolite sign-off underneath. It’s basically a wearable boundary, but cozy. Perfect for errands, couch time, therapy days, or anytime you need to exist in public without being approached. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Perfect for introverts, cat people, and anyone protecting their peace on a rough day. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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