I Put That Shit On Everything - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 2755429_21684 |
| mpn | 2755429_21684 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | I Put That Shit On Everything - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: M | Color: Graphite Heather |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
If sarcasm was a condiment, I’d be pouring it on everything. 😅 This unisex tee features a meme-style “sarcasm sauce” graphic with the quote “I put that shit on everything.” It’s the perfect shirt for the people who communicate in dry humor, eye rolls, and one-liners… because being nice is great, but sarcasm is a lifestyle. Perfect for casual days, hanging with friends, or gifting to the most sarcastic person you know. Collection: Surviving with Sarcasm Sizes: S–5XL • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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