Jesus Never Said That Muscle Tank
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 1522-BC3483-HGY-XL |
| mpn | 1522-BC3483-HGY-XL |
| brand | As You Wish Apparel |
| title | Jesus Never Said That Muscle Tank |
| product_type | Tank Tops |
| google_product_category | Tank Tops |
| price | $32.99 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: XL | Color: Heather Dark Gray |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
“I Never Said That” features a weary-looking Jesus responding to the many opinions, rules, and questionable statements attributed to him. The vintage portrait and retro sunset stripes give the pointed religious humor a classic, expressive look.Wear it to church discussions, casual outings, or whenever someone’s interpretation of scripture could use a gentle fact-check.Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the open armholes make it easy to wear alone or layer.Details Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color Lightweight unisex retail fit Sleeveless muscle-tank cut Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label Machine washable; tumble dry
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