Just Here For The Pie & Booze - Pullover Hoodie
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 5856605_22264 |
| mpn | 5856605_22264 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Just Here For The Pie & Booze - Pullover Hoodie |
| product_type | Hoodies |
| google_product_category | Hoodies |
| price | $40.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: 5XL | Color: Heliconia |
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When your survival strategy for family gatherings is crystal clear... 🥧🍷 Our "Just Here For The Pie & Booze Hold The Drama Till I'm Drunk" pullover hoodie is serving up that perfect blend of holiday survival humor and brutal honesty that'll have everyone at the dysfunctional family dinner nodding in agreement. Featuring bold lettering that lays out your priorities perfectly, this design is for anyone who's mastered the art of getting through family gatherings one slice and one drink at a time. This hilariously relatable design captures that essential holiday survival strategy: focus on the food and alcohol, avoid the drama until you're sufficiently buzzed to handle it. Perfect for those chilly holiday gatherings when you want to stay cozy while strategically positioning yourself near the dessert table and bar, ready to handle whatever family chaos comes your way. Whether you're the family member who's perfected the art of nodding politely while planning your escape, someone whose coping mechanism involves pie and alcohol, or just embracing that "I'm only here for the food and drinks" energy, this pullover hoodie brings that perfect blend of survival humor, family dysfunction acceptance, and maximum comfort. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for all your family gathering survival Kangaroo pocket for your essentials (phone, flask, emergency snacks) Perfect for holiday survivors, dysfunctional family veterans, and anyone whose coping mechanism involves pie and alcohol. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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