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Masshole But Self Aware - Pullover Hoodie

sku 2675478_5566 price $40.00 availability in stock category Hoodies variant Indigo Blue / 2XL

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titleMasshole But Self Aware - Pullover Hoodie
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selected_optionsSize: 2XL | Color: Indigo Blue
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When you're from Massachusetts and you own it... 😂💙 Our "Masshole But Self Aware" pullover hoodie is serving up that perfect blend of regional pride and self-deprecating humor with retro blue lettering and pointing hand accents. This design is for proud Massachusetts natives who know they have a reputation for being... let's say assertive... but at least they're honest about it. This hilariously honest design captures that essential Massachusetts energy where you're unapologetically direct, maybe a little aggressive on the roads, definitely passionate about your sports teams, and fully aware of how you come across to everyone else - and you're fine with it. Perfect for staying cozy during those brutal New England winters while proudly displaying your self-aware masshole status. Whether you're the person who drives like you own the road, someone who's been called a masshole and took it as a compliment, or just embracing that "I know what I am and I'm okay with it" energy, this pullover hoodie brings that perfect blend of regional pride, self-aware humor, and maximum comfort for those cold Massachusetts days. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for New England weather Kangaroo pocket for your essentials (phone, keys, Dunkin' coffee) Perfect for Massachusetts natives, self-aware massholes, and anyone who owns their reputation. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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