My Wife Will Kill You
Fields (ACP · UCP / Merchant Center)
| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | SK23469152 |
| mpn | SK23469152 |
| brand | The Mad Hatter Company |
| title | My Wife Will Kill You |
| product_type | Hats |
| google_product_category | Hats |
| price | $35.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Color: Trucker Black |
| seller_name · seller_url | the-mad-hatter-company.myshopify.com · https://the-mad-hatter-company.myshopify.com/ |
| return_policy | https://the-mad-hatter-company.myshopify.com/policies/refund-policy |
| buy_url | https://the-mad-hatter-company.myshopify.com/products/mhc-my-wife-will-kill-you?utm_source=deeplumen&utm_medium=agentic&utm_campaign=worldproducts_abtest&utm_content=mhc-my-wife-will-kill-you |
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| product_json | https://lumenshophub.xyz/api/v1/catalog/c/products/mhc-my-wife-will-kill-you |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
It is not a threat, it is a public safety announcement embroidered for your protection, and the My Wife Will Kill You hat is a hall of fame best seller among country hats for married men everywhere. Wear it to the tailgate, the lake, or the bar and watch trouble politely excuse itself, in Flat Bill, Trucker, Retro, Grandpa, Flexfit, and 7 Panel styles.Each style carries a structured front panel and crown, snapback versions adjust to fit most while the Flexfit stretches for a snug, clean fit, and every hat is embroidered and decorated in Georgia by The Mad Hatter Company. It comes in 12 colorways: Retro Red/Natural, 7 Panel Black, Flat Bill Rope White/ Red, Retro Bottomland/Khaki, Flat Bill Black/White with White Rope, 7 Panel Bottomland/Black, Trucker Black, Flat Bill Black, Flexfit Black, 7 Panel Bottomland/ Loden/ Bottomland, Flat Bill White, Trucker White, one size fits most.
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