Mom of Dumbass Kids Muscle Tank
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 1390-BC3483-HGY-XL |
| mpn | 1390-BC3483-HGY-XL |
| brand | As You Wish Apparel |
| title | Mom of Dumbass Kids Muscle Tank |
| product_type | Tank Tops |
| google_product_category | Tank Tops |
| price | $32.99 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: XL | Color: Heather Dark Gray |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Motherhood comes with pride, unconditional love, and occasional disbelief. “Mom of Dumbass Kids” is for the mother who adores her children while remaining painfully aware of some of their decisions.Blunt, funny, and highly relatable, it tells the family story with the kind of honesty only a mother can get away with.Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the open armholes make it easy to wear alone or layer.Details Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color Lightweight unisex retail fit Sleeveless muscle-tank cut Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label Machine washable; tumble dry
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