My Back Hurts And I’m Mad At The Government - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 4125377_21687 |
| mpn | 4125377_21687 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | My Back Hurts And I’m Mad At The Government - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: 2XL | Color: Graphite Heather |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Aging is rude. So is everything else. 😅 This unisex tee features a small left-chest style design that reads “My back hurts and I’m mad at the government.” It’s the perfect mix of millennial burnout humor and everyday sarcasm—subtle enough at first glance, but instantly relatable once you read it. Perfect for errands, casual hangs, or any day you’re sore, tired, and full of opinions. Collection: Surviving with Sarcasm Sizes: S–5XL • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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