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My Dog Says You're A Bitch - Unisex Tee

sku 9473206_21679 price $20.00 availability in stock category T-Shirts variant Yellow Haze / 2XL

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Let your dog do the talking with this "My Dog Says You're A Bitch" unisex tee from our No Filter Collection. Featuring a judgmental dog with a wine glass because honestly, dogs have excellent instincts about people and sometimes they're trying to tell you something important - this design celebrates those moments when your furry best friend sees right through someone's bullshit and you should probably listen. Perfect for dog lovers, wine enthusiasts, or anyone whose pet has better judgment about people than they do. This comfortable unisex tee delivers pet humor with unfiltered honesty in a soft, breathable fit that's perfect for dog park visits, wine nights, or wearing when you want to let everyone know your dog is an excellent judge of character. Our premium unisex tee offers both style and comfort with a relaxed fit available in sizes XS-5XL, perfect for all your dog wisdom moments and pet parent adventures. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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