My Wife Will Kill You T-Shirt
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | SK43038826 |
| mpn | SK43038826 |
| brand | The Mad Hatter Company |
| title | My Wife Will Kill You T-Shirt |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $34.00 |
| availability | out of stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: XXL | Color: Sandstone |
| seller_name · seller_url | the-mad-hatter-company.myshopify.com · https://the-mad-hatter-company.myshopify.com/ |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Same warning as the hat, just in a bigger font, the My Wife Will Kill You T-Shirt makes sure nobody in the room misreads the situation. A best seller in our graphic tees lineup, built for cookouts, fishing trips, and the errands she sent you on in the first place.The bold graphic is screen printed on a soft everyday cotton blend with a unisex fit that runs true to size, designed by The Mad Hatter Company. It comes in 7 colorways: White 100% Cotton (Comfort Colors), Grey (Comfort Colors), Mossy Oak Bottomland, Ivory 100% Cotton T Shirt, Realtree Edge, Bottomland Long Sleeve, Sandstone, in sizes S to XXXL.
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