Not Today Emotional Vampires - Premium Vinyl Sticker

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For when your social battery is on 1% and you can feel someone about to trauma-dump. Not today. 🐥🔪 Our “Not Today Emotional Vampires” premium vinyl sticker features an adorable little duck holding a tiny knife inside an orange badge-style circle with star accents. It’s cute, it’s chaotic, and it’s the perfect reminder that your energy is not a public resource. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, journal, or anywhere you want to set a boundary without saying a word. Premium Vinyl Sticker: Glossy finish Kiss-cut for easy peeling Waterproof & laminated for durability Removable adhesive Made in-house Pricing: 1 for $2 | 2 for $3 | 5 for $7 | 10 for $12

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