On the Naughty List, Bitches – Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 1728600_5467 |
| mpn | 1728600_5467 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | On the Naughty List, Bitches – Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater |
| product_type | Sweatshirts |
| google_product_category | Sweatshirts |
| price | $35.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: M | Color: Indigo Blue |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
You already knew it — you’re on the naughty list, bitches. 🎅 This unapologetically festive sweatshirt brings equal parts holiday cheer and chaos. Featuring a classic “ugly sweater” knit-style design with red and white graphics on a cozy black base, it’s the perfect look for office parties, family gatherings, or just reminding everyone that Santa’s standards are way too high anyway. • Unisex fit (size up for oversized holiday chaos) • Soft, midweight fleece for cozy comfort • Bold red + white pattern with “knit” look print • Guaranteed to offend at least one relative 🎄 Wear it. Own it. Stay naughty. • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Classic fit • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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