Parental Candy Tax Collector – Funny Trick-or-Treat Tote for Parents Neon Halloween Bag
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Your kid can’t eat candy yet… but lucky for you, you can. 🍬👻 The Parental Candy Tax Collector tote makes it official: every mini Snickers, Kit Kat, and Reese’s goes through YOU first. With a bold neon sign style and a cheeky “No, they can’t eat candy. Yes, I still want some” punchline, this Halloween tote is a hilarious must-have for trick-or-treating parents. Durable cotton tote, big enough for a serious candy stash Bold neon design that glows against black Guaranteed conversation starter with other parents on the block Perfect gift for new moms, dads, or any parent running the candy tax operation Product features- 100% cotton canvas for durability and strength- Flat corners for a sleek design- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying- Heavy fabric ensures reliability (12 oz/yd²)Care instructions- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.- Spot clean- Do not bleach- Line dry
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