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Parisian Pet 'These Are My Bitches' Funny Dog Shirt – Comfortable Black T-Shirt for Small Dogs & Cats, Trendy Slogan Apparel

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sku P037XS price $15.99 availability in stock category Pet Shirts variant Black / XS

Fields (ACP · UCP / Merchant Center)

field	value
item_id / sku	P037XS
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brand	Parisian Pet
title	Parisian Pet 'These Are My Bitches' Funny Dog Shirt – Comfortable Black T-Shirt for Small Dogs & Cats, Trendy Slogan Apparel
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price	$15.99
availability	in stock
condition	new
selected_options	Size: XS \| Color: Black
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Description (from PDP, plain text)

The Parisian Pet 'These Are My Bitches' Funny Dog Shirt is the perfect blend of humor and style for your dog or cat. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this embroidered funny dog shirt ensures comfort while making a playful statement. Whether you're headed to the park, hanging out at home, or attending a pet-friendly event, this humorous pet t-shirt is a fun and trendy choice. Featuring the bold and eye-catching slogan "These Are My Bitches," this shirt offers a humorous take on pet clothing, making it a conversation starter wherever you go. The stylish black color adds a touch of sophistication, while the comfortable design is tailored to fit small dogs, making it the ideal casual outfit for your pet. Its breathable fabric keeps your pet cool and comfy, making it perfect for any casual outing. With Parisian Pet’s embroidered funny dog shirt, you’re not only adding a fun slogan to your pet’s wardrobe but also offering them a stylish and comfortable option. This trendy black dog t-shirt is a must-have for any pet owner who enjoys humorous, playful dog clothing. It’s the perfect balance of comfort, style, and personality for your small dog or cat.

Images & AI alt text (one alt per image)

image_url: P037.jpg?v=1768225012

image_alt: Black dog shirt with yellow text reading "THESE ARE MY BITCHES" and arrows, designed for small dogs and cats.

additional_image_url: P037-1.jpg?v=1768225012

image_alt: Black dog shirt with the slogan "These Are My Bitches" in yellow, designed for small dogs and cats. Comfortable and trendy.

additional_image_url: p037-ChatGPTImageMay14_2025_10_22_58AM.png?v=1768225013

image_alt: Black dog shirt with the slogan "These Are My Bitches," worn by a happy small dog in a sandy outdoor setting.

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