Patch Panel F*ckin Eh PVC Patch
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | sku-49868704645410 |
| mpn | 04645410 |
| brand | HR Tactical Innovations |
| title | Patch Panel F*ckin Eh PVC Patch |
| product_type | Appliques & Patches |
| google_product_category | Appliques & Patches |
| price | $15.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Color: Multicam |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Because nothing says true north strong and free like a patch that speaks fluent Canadian sarcasm. Whether you're deep in the bush, ripping a snowmobile, or just vibing with a double-double, the Fuckin Eh! Patch is the perfect blend of polite rebellion and backwoods bravado. ⚙️ Features: 🍁 Size: 3.5" x 2" — The perfect fit for plate carriers, jackets, or that trusty ruck. 🔁 Velcro® Hook Backing — Slap it on your kit and get on with it. 🇨🇦 Bold Canadian Energy — Brings the sass of a goose in mating season. 🔥 Limited Quantities — Like a good bag of ketchup chips, they won’t last long. Add a little “Eh?” to your gear and show the world that Canadian doesn’t mean quiet. Get it before it’s gone, bud. 🧢🍻
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