Probably Hungry Definitely Exhausted Always Freezing - Unisex Tee
Fields (ACP · UCP / Merchant Center)
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Honestly, this covers about 90% of my personality at any given moment. 😂 The Probably Hungry Definitely Exhausted Always Freezing Unisex Tee is for anyone who could use a snack, a nap, and approximately four additional layers at all times. Featuring a simple mix of bold and handwritten-style white lettering, it's an easy everyday graphic tee for the perpetually tired, constantly cold, always-thinking-about-food crowd. Wear it to work, errands, the couch, or anywhere else you'll inevitably complain that someone has the AC set way too low. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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