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Professional Hooker Kinda Like Your Mom - Unisex Tee

sku 1386308_11550 price $20.00 availability in stock category T-Shirts variant Black / 2XL

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When your job title gets taken the wrong way... 🚛😂 Our "Professional Hooker Kinda Like Your Mom" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of blue-collar humor and savage roasting that'll have everyone doing double-takes at the tow yard. Featuring a classic tow truck with bold lettering, this design is for anyone who's tired of explaining that yes, they hook cars for a living, and no, it's not what you think. This hilariously inappropriate design captures that perfect moment when innocent job titles meet dirty minds, and you're just here for the chaos. It's ideal for tow truck operators who love a good laugh, anyone who appreciates workplace humor with a twist, or people who enjoy making others question everything they thought they knew about professional hookers. Whether you're the tow truck driver who's heard every joke in the book, someone who loves turning innocent phrases into comedy gold, or just embracing that "I'm professional but make it inappropriate" energy, this tee brings that perfect no-filter work humor vibe. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for tow truck operators, blue-collar comedians, and anyone who's mastered the art of professional innuendo.