Realer Than Your Bitch A$s Bigfoot - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 6437943_11563 |
| mpn | 6437943_11563 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Realer Than Your Bitch A$s Bigfoot - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: L | Color: Navy |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
For when you need to call out the fakeness with some cryptid sass! 🌅 Featuring our vintage sunset design with Bigfoot's silhouette dropping some hard truths. Perfect for those who know the only mythical creature around here is someone's authenticity! ✨ FEATURES: • Premium quality, super soft unisex tee • Available in sizes XS-5XL because realness comes in all sizes • Pre-shrunk fabric that stays fresh through multiple washes • Vibrant print that won't fade or crack • Perfect for: Calling out fake people, cryptid enthusiasts with attitude, or just keeping it real 🌟 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: • Buttery-soft fabric that feels amazing • Professional print quality • Ships in 2-3 business days Warning: May cause sudden outbursts of brutal honesty! 🦶 This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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