Santa - He's F*cking Watching You - Pullover Hoodie
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 4053097_5612 |
| mpn | 4053097_5612 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | Santa - He's F*cking Watching You - Pullover Hoodie |
| product_type | Hoodies |
| google_product_category | Hoodies |
| price | $40.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: L | Color: Sport Grey |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
When Santa's surveillance state gets a reality check... 🎅😂 Our "He's F*cking Watching You" pullover hoodie is serving up that perfect blend of Christmas nostalgia and hilariously inappropriate language that'll have adults cracking up at the truth we all learned as kids. Featuring a stern-looking Santa pointing directly at you with holly accents, this design takes that classic "he sees you when you're sleeping" concept and makes it appropriately creepy and funny for grown-ups. This brilliantly edgy design captures that essential realization that Santa's whole watching thing is actually kind of unsettling when you really think about it. Perfect for those chilly holiday gatherings when you want to stay cozy while making everyone slightly uncomfortable with your hilariously inappropriate Santa humor. Whether you're the person who makes everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings with your humor, someone who loves Christmas but refuses to be wholesome about it, or just embracing that "Santa's a creep and we should talk about it" energy, this pullover hoodie brings that perfect blend of holiday tradition, unapologetic adult comedy, and maximum comfort. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for all your inappropriate holiday moments Kangaroo pocket for your essentials (phone, keys, naughty list) Perfect for adults with edgy humor, Christmas realists, and anyone who keeps the holidays inappropriate. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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