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Shut Your Pie Hole - Unisex Tee

sku 3956866_14975 price $20.00 availability in stock category T-Shirts variant Ash / L

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When someone needs to stop talking... immediately... 🥧😂 Our "Shut Your Pie Hole" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of retro charm and brutally direct messaging with a vintage-style pie slice surrounded by colorful stars and sparkles. This design is for anyone who's tired of listening to nonsense and needs a polite (but not really) way to tell someone to be quiet - with a side of pie humor. This hilariously blunt design captures that essential moment when you've heard enough and someone just needs to shut their pie hole already. It's ideal for people who are done being polite, anyone who's exhausted by endless talking, or those who believe that sometimes the best response is a direct command wrapped in retro pie aesthetics. Whether you're the person who's reached their limit with someone's nonsense, someone who appreciates direct communication with a side of humor, or just embracing that "I'm done listening to you" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of vintage style and unapologetic honesty. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for direct communicators, patience-exhausted souls, and anyone who's done listening. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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