This Is the Worst Timeline - Unisex Tee
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| field | value |
|---|---|
| item_id / sku | 4963583_15846 |
| mpn | 4963583_15846 |
| brand | Cady Creations |
| title | This Is the Worst Timeline - Unisex Tee |
| product_type | T-Shirts |
| google_product_category | T-Shirts |
| price | $20.00 |
| availability | in stock |
| condition | new |
| selected_options | Size: XL | Color: Dark Heather |
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Description (from PDP, plain text)
Because at this point… what even IS reality anymore. 😂🌀 Our “this is the worst timeline” unisex tee is serving peak existential dread with neon green glitchy text and a digital static vibe. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who’s been doomscrolling, side-eyeing the news, and wondering how we ended up in the most unhinged version of the multiverse. This design is for the sarcastic optimists, the burnt-out adults, the “I can’t believe this is real life” crowd, and anyone who copes with chaos through humor. Wear it to the grocery store, to work, or while you’re yelling “WHAT??” at your phone for the 12th time today. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for dark humor lovers, millennials, and anyone surviving the worst timeline. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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