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What the THOCK? Hoodie

sku 28115198142905271930 price $44.99 availability in stock category Hoodies variant XL / Orchid

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When you just need to let it loose...your What the THOCK hoodie does it for you!For people who don’t just use keyboards—they obsess over them. Built for thock chasers, switch swappers, and the “just one more keyboard” crowd. Inspired by real keeb energy and the things collectors and modders actually say. If keyboards are your personality, this one’s for you.A soft, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt that speaks with a wink.The clean white canvas features a playful, textured chest graphic reading “what the THOCK?” in cool blue tones—subtle enough to wear every day, bold enough to start conversations. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add cozy utility for brisk walks, late-night coffee runs, or lounging at home. Tailored for grown-ups who appreciate tongue-in-cheek humor and understated style, this hoodie layers easily under a coat or stands alone as a relaxed statement piece.Product features- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, softness, and print durability- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and clean look- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfort and layering- DTF/DTG print methods used for crisp sleeve, wrist, and chest graphics; embroidery availableCare instructions- Tumble dry: medium- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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